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Wake Forest basketball preview!

#131 R.P.I. Wake Forest vs. #88 R.P.I. Virginia Tech:  Virginia Tech men’s hoops must be butter ’cause they are on a… roll? Or, at least margarine, or O&M Blue Bonnet, right? Or maybe Parkay if not Parquet, itself. The Hokies are playing reasonably well to be south of reasonable well-being health-wise. What with an ankle-sprung Pt.G1 and […] READ MORE

Tulane Military Bowl football preview!

#71 R.P.I. Virginia Tech vs. #16 R.P.I. Tulane: Today’s word of the day is… fief·dom /ˈfēfdəm/ noun. noun: fiefdom; plural noun: fiefdoms. origin: from Medieval Latin: ‘feodum’. a fief. an area over which someone exercises control as or in the manner of a feudal lord. i.e., who will lord over and control the 2o23 A.D. Military […] READ MORE

American basketball preview!

#3o8 R.P.I.  AmericanU @ #9o R.P.I. Virginia Tech:  Virginia Tech men’s hoops— drowning Vermont in maple syrup itself. The Hokies are sizzurp. The piney Catamounts. tapped. Now we catch the U.S.A. of colleges who catches up at a respectable looking 5 up vs. 6 down from the unsurprisingly and appropriately enuff named… Patriot Conference itself. American University just snapped […] READ MORE

Vermont basketball preview!

#92 R.P.I. Vermont @ #116 R.P.I. Virginia Tech:  Virginia Tech men’s hoops stays @home to host the other: “VeeTee”. The Hokiebirds now must entertain the Catamounts of Vermont pretty much: set-shotting, hook-shotting, and even slingshotting; or, Giant killing St.David fame. As these definitional ‘medium-cats’ are on the prowl to meow-mix and score a mid-major or big-time upset here. Vermont […] READ MORE

Valparaiso basketball preview!

#267 R.P.I. Valparaiso @ #113 R.P.I. Virginia Tech:  Virginia Tech men’s hoops are back on the winning track. The Hokies do have some tire tracks to iron out, however. This is not a clean playing team despite Mr. Popcorn’s near-efficacious compulsion towards the same. (As I will document below). VeeTee is a bit off this year… and […] READ MORE

Your Commonwealth Trophying virginia Eye in the Sky!

Virginia Tech=55, france=17 Virginia Tech football just beat the damn breaks off of archrival hooVa. The Hokies went hard in the paint… and road the cavaliers all-nite and hung the wahoo’s up, wet. 25/8. 366. Leapt over and over and over again. Thereby playing a downright adult version of Andrew Dice Clay football to their […] READ MORE